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sorry i ... [Jun. 8th, 2005|08:58 pm]
Tatiana
[Current Mood |creativeand we'll paint a puddle here]
[Current Music |stupid gurl]

sorry ppl that i havent been posting in a while i have been lost in the abyss namley work and boyfriend land aint that funny so i figure i will post a little bit for u this time and maybe alittle beit later for u next timei have net a wonderful mane name kris get this ppl leroy adams i know a black mane middle name but he fucks like a god and he is really thick whoa tooo much info for u ppl so anyways some guy hates my gutts cuz i dont like him well too bad and cry me a river i hope im not pregnant cuz we use protection half thre time and the other half well lets just keep it at that my ex wants me back but i dont know if i should but he will be coming to visit me that im gonna have a job at the gas station across the street from my old job and with that said they are a bit pissed off about thatbut i say fuck them its not my problem anymore
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blah [May. 6th, 2005|10:56 pm]
Tatiana
[Current Mood |highsuuuuup]
[Current Music |happy happy joy joy***ren & stimpy]

Your dating personality profile:

Shy - You are often timid around others, though you will open up when the right person comes along.
Funny - You laugh often. People never accuse you of lacking a sense of humor. You don't take yourself too seriously.
Big-Hearted - You are a kind and caring person. Your warmth is inviting, and your heart is a wellspring of love.
Your date match profile:

Practical - You are drawn to people who are sensible and smart. Flashy, materialistic people turn you off. You appreciate the simpler side of living.
Big-Hearted - You want someone compassionate, someone gentle and kind. A loving, nurturing person will fill that hole in your life.
Funny - You consider a good sense of humor a major necessity in a date. If his jokes make you laugh, he has won your heart.
Your Top Ten Traits

1. Shy
2. Funny
3. Big-Hearted
4. Practical
5. Adventurous
6. Liberal
7. Sensual
8. Romantic
9. Wealthy/Ambitious
10. Traditional
Your Top Ten Match Traits

1. Practical
2. Big-Hearted
3. Funny
4. Adventurous
5. Outgoing
6. Conservative
7. Traditional
8. Romantic
9. Wealthy/Ambitious
10. Athletic

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ha ha [May. 6th, 2005|10:30 pm]
Tatiana
[Current Mood |happyhe he he]
[Current Music |o sweet child of mine guns-n-roses]

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oh yea baby [Apr. 15th, 2005|08:44 pm]
Tatiana
Take the quiz: "How will you fuck me? (Bi, Les 21+ ONLY!) pics!!"

FUCK ME NOW!
damn im so fucken horny right now..
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(no subject) [Apr. 15th, 2005|08:32 pm]
Tatiana
Take the quiz: "Which member of KoRn are you?"

Munky
You are Munky, you are the rythem guitarist.
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marcia its mario's drag queen name [Apr. 15th, 2005|08:10 pm]
Tatiana
Your Drag Queen Name is: Sofonda Cox


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my mans name is joshua here ya go [Apr. 15th, 2005|08:08 pm]
Tatiana
Your Penis Name is: Godzilla


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(no subject) [Apr. 15th, 2005|08:06 pm]
Tatiana
Your Boobies' Names Are: Milk Shakes


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(no subject) [Apr. 15th, 2005|08:05 pm]
Tatiana


You Know You're Addicted to Smoking When...


You put scotch tape on a broken one.

You only smoke half of the cigarette so you can start on the next one sooner.

A big white truck with the picture of a camel rolls up to your house twice a week with your supply of smokes.

You are considering changing your name to Malboro.

You smoke in the shower.

You've convinced yourself that second-hand smoke is not harmful if you inhale really really deeply.

Your children are named: Winston, Philip Morris and Misty.

R.J. Reynolds sends you a Christmas card.

You're waiting for the last few pews to become a designated smoking area before you'll go back to church.

People invite you outside to admire the stars, and it's daytime.

Every time you light up a cigarette your family stops, drops and rolls.

Your family's Christmas wish list consists of gas masks, fire extinguishers and air fresheners.

You have an environmental awareness group protesting on your lawn.

Your family goes to Los Angeles for fresh air.

Your friends have named their secondhand smoke related coughs after me.

Your cat has taken to wearing "The Patch"

Your family uses fog horns to navigate around you.

Just watching the 400 metre race during the Olympics makes you tired.

The local iron lung dealer sends you their product brochures.

Phillip Morris sends you their annual report and thanks you for your help.

You recently read somewhere that your former cigarette manufacturer went out of business shortly after you switched to a new brand.

Your doctor [excitedly] asks for your permission to use your lung x-rays at his next "Quit Smoking" seminar.

You take baths because the shower puts 'em out

Your nickname at work is "Breakroom."

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Smoking.





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(no subject) [Apr. 15th, 2005|08:04 pm]
Tatiana


You Know You're a Pothead When...


You think the song "Truckin'" by the Grateful Dead should replace the national anthem.

Your music collection is worth more than your vehicle.

Your bong is taller than your dog.

It takes you more than 30 minutes to roll a joint.

You set your wedding date for 4/20.

You take off April 20th every year and treat it as a holiday.

You spent your last bit of money to score some herbs and don't have enough gas money to get home but you don't care.

You start every sentence with - uhhh!.

You intentionally roll seeds in your joints on independence day so you can hear the popping because you don't have money to buy fireworks.

You eat at Taco Bell more than 8 times a week.

You wear sunglasses at night, and see better.

You go to the corner store and the clerk automatically tosses a pack of rolling papers on the counter.

Your pot tray is fuller than your refrigerator.

Your bong gets washed more than your dishes.

You sell your car for gas money

You are the only tobacco smoker in the room and you look at the cigarette in the ashtray and ask, "Is that my cigarette?"

You're eating something on your way home thinking about what you're gonna eat when you get home!

Every cylinderical object you see, turns into plans on a new smoking device....

Just to be religous, you observe 4:20 in every time zone.

Someone has ever come up to you on the street and said "Hi" and you said "Yep."

You thought the ebola virus was a type of weed.

You think being stoned to death would be a damn good way to go out.

You have ever smoked pot before 8 o'clock in the morning.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other pothead friends.





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